Hell

…in a hand basket . That’s where I’m going and how I’m getting there for almost falling from my office chair in bust-a-gut laugther after seeing this photo in the stuff black people hate facebook group. I almost died. And it’s the devil’s fault.

You know that cake that people are always talking about? Yeah this right here…takes it.

As a matter of fact…

…So does this classic Youtube video.

Eh….I could go on a long spiel about Jesus and the Bible and how I feel about the two but…no. I fear I’ve Blasphemed enough for the day. I should probably stay on the Lord’s good side since I’ve been doing you know…soul searching and shit. Maybe some other time.

*looks up*

Aww…don’t smite at me like that, God. *blows you a kiss*

You know I was just playin’. We cool?

That’s wassup.